if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex if you think dogs jumping on gates sounds like your parents are home. You're 21, sex happens.
I don’t think you understand how this house works, lol. My parents are religious. Therefore, the “sex-before-marriage” thing is still in their minds. Now, the baby gate I have in my house is to prevent my super old cat from getting in my hallway and peeing.
I thought the sound of my dogs jumping on it sounded like someone opening and closing it.
Yes, I’m 21. But that doesn’t really mean anything to my parents.
How To Date:
Step 1- Buy her pizza.
Step 2- Make her cum.