I'll Be Your Zelda

My name is Katie. I'm 21 years old. Taken.
Virginia Beach.

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

fuckmestupid:

My night>

Lush is perffff

fuckmestupid:

My night>

Lush is perffff

hefuckin:

I need booty grabbin’ in my life

hefuckin:

I need booty grabbin’ in my life

Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex if you think dogs jumping on gates sounds like your parents are home. You're 21, sex happens.

@Anonymous

I don’t think you understand how this house works, lol. My parents are religious. Therefore, the “sex-before-marriage” thing is still in their minds. Now, the baby gate I have in my house is to prevent my super old cat from getting in my hallway and peeing.
I thought the sound of my dogs jumping on it sounded like someone opening and closing it.
Yes, I’m 21. But that doesn’t really mean anything to my parents.

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